NoFX – The Joke of the 7 Inch Month Club

NoFX - 7 Inch of the Month Club

NoFX – 7 Inch of the Month Club

Fra februar 2005 til januar 2006 udgav NoFX en serie af 7″-singler de kaldte 7 Inch of the Month Club. 12 singler, der hedder de opfindsomme navn 7 Inch of the Month #1 til #12. Singlerne består af diverse NoFX- og covernumre, der more or less ikke er udgivet på andre album.

Som på andre vinyler fra NoFX er der skrevet i matrixen (indersporet på vinylen) på pladerne og det er her NoFX virkelig har været opfindsomme med serien. På alle pladerne hænger sætningerne, der er skrevet i matrixen, sammen og udgør en joke. Det er meget klassisk NoFX og fantastisk humor.

Joken
#1, side A: A punk, a rabbi, and a republican walk into a bar…
#1, side B: They seat themselves as far away from one another as possible…

#2, side A: The bartender asks the punk for his order, “One shot of whiskey”
#2, side B: The bartender smiles and says. “One shot of whiskey coming right up”

#3, side A: As the bartender walks back to the bar, the rabbi begins to chant a prayer…
#3, side B: The punk rolls his eyes and mutters under his breath. “Shut up old man”…

#4, side A: The bartender says “You can’t speak to my customers that way”…
#4, side B: The punk downs his whiskey and says, “Sorry but the rabbi’s a fuckin’ douche bag”…

#5, side A: The republican says to the bartender, “Get that asshole outta here!”…
#5, side B: The punk hears this and says, “I may be an asshole but at least I’m not a douche bag”…

#6, side A: The bartender turns to the republican and tells him “You’re the asshole”…
#6, side B: Then the bartender and the punk beat the shit out of the republican.

#7, side A: Then they kick the republican out of the bar…
#7, side B: The Rabbi then asks, why did you kick that man out of the bar?

#8, side A: The punk replies “cuz he’s a republican you fuckin’ douche bag!”
#8, side B: The bartender slams a bottle to the bar and says…

#9, side A: “I told you that you must respect my customers.”
#9, side B: The punk replies, “I do respect your customers.”

#10, side A: “…I’m just saying the rabbi was a douchebag”
#10, side B: “Ok youre out of here” says the bartender as he kicks the punk.

#11, side A: The bartender apologizes to the rabbi and says…
#11, side B: “Let me get you a drink on the house. What’ll you have?”

#12, side A: “The rabbi replies ‘well, I’ll have a vinegar and water'”
#12, side B: Blank

Bagsiden
Der er ikke kun i matrixen på pladerne, at NoFX har været opfindsomme i forhold til grafikken. Bagsiderne af hvert cover udgør et stort puslespil, der til sammen udgør et billede af bandmedlemmerne som skeletter.

Billedet er taget fra Fat Wreck Wiki

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